On one sunny day, Mr.Brian told me that he recently bought a couple of weights from Jaya Jusco. Normally, I don’t care lah…but then he told me the weight only cost RM49.90.
Anything less than RM50 would naturally make me feel intrigued.
So I went to his house and he showed me the weights. Not bad ma, RM49.90 for 10KG worth
of weights. The fella bought 2 sets somemore.
I went back home and cried and did some really simple thinking, and I realised I was too thin! The kind of thin-ness where if you were to blow at me and I will fly 5m away.

Shit man, I’m too skinny for my liking lah. Somemore keep eating but cannot grow fat. WTF
man!
That’s when I decided I needed to do something about it! I am going to organise the Ironman
Challenge 2008! The only eligible contestant is me lah.

During the weekend, I also went to Jaya Jusco and bought myself a set of weights too.
Hey, for 10kg of weights that cost RM49.90, I think it’s a pretty good deal.

I tried putting all the weights on at the same time and I nearly broke my arm. IT’S DAMN
7 HEAVY!!!! Or maybe I’m damn weak lah. But can’t be wert, I got beat a girl at arm
wrestling before mah..

So no choice but to start from the beginning. Carry 2kg of weight also nearly want to die already. Haiyo, jialat man.
But nevermind, with perseverance, vanity and a little bit of luck, I believe I can achieve
a spartan body! Dunno how long it will take only lah.

Chun mou? My new body! (Hopefully in a few years time lah, that is.)
So ladies, what are you waiting for? Eh, wait…where you all going??

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