I’m still waiting for my remainder of the Hong Kong trip pictures to be given to me by my cousin. So, chill first ok? In the mean time let’s take a look at my new modelling agency!
No, it’s not called Janet Dickinson’s Modelling Agency. But rather, I would prefer it to be
known as ”Ah Khoo’s Workshop for the Less Fortunate”, whereby I take on new faces
and transform them into something so special that it takes a real master with X-ray vision to appreciate the change in their appearance.
So, I bet you must be wondering which chun chick decided to sacrifice themselves and place themselves under my supervision, right?
Simple. First, allow me to show you what I use to pay my models. Hey, although I might be a little kiam, but I’m certainly not inhumane. I DO pay my workers you know (if I have to).

A simple shake of the container is more than enough to summon my loyal subjects.
But who could I possible pay by shaking a container? And no, there isn’t any money inside.

Tada! Presenting both my chun chicks, Ms. Seductress and Ms. Pussylicious!
Hey, who said that my chun chicks were humans? See, you gotta pay more attention to details. Now slap yourself on your butt before you continue reading.
Normally people are either dog or cat lovers. Well, I’m different. I love both, so I guess that makes me a doat (dog + cat) person.

My models are always demanding to be payed first before doing the photoshoot. Fine, I
give them face abit.

They also require foot massage, body massage, a little sun-tanning, manicure and
pedicure. Whatever the hell that means.
Don’t play play, we are talking about professionals here. And pros demand only the best.

Sometimes if they misbehave, you can always lift them up and do a choke slam by the neck™. That’ll remind them who’s the boss around here.

First shot! I asked Ms. Seductress to pose vainly. And so she did. Actually she was eyeing
the bowl of food, but it still counts as posing.

A double take showing Ms. Seductress and Ms. Pussylicious executing a combo pose while using the base of the flower pot as a backdrop! Absolutely puss-citing!
Before I could take the 3rd pic, they all left abruptly. What to do, no more food.
No pay, no work. Stupid useless models.

I guess it’s now safe to say that I’ve massaged a pussy before.
Have you massage yours yet?

doat person?? dota person more like it !!
Are you…certain they’re both female…? I mean…did you like…check?
Okay, bad idea. Lets just assume.
haha where are they from anyway? suddenly got cat wan… last time suddenly got dog, now cat…
brian—> of course i checked. what, do i look like a person who simply make up stories and blow things out of proportion?
simon—> damn chun ok my neighbourhood, every season got different things. actually got 3 cats already…1 just gave birth to another 2 more kittens…so got 5. pest? hopefully not. ahaha