My First Video!

Was kinda bored, so I thought I’d check out what iMovie can do. Not too shabby, but I really need a faster com to do video editing the next time. =\

Nevertheless, I would say this is a credible attempt at making a video. Hope you enjoy it !

Simon can cook.

Rumour has it that Simon (Eggguy) is able to cook an authentic and unique dish. Because no one is able (or actually bother trying) to cook it, he decided to name it after himself.

Chef Sim’on de Yau proudly presents…McSim’on!

McSim’on consists mainly of bread with cheese, fries and the chef’s trademark…eggs.

Chef Sim’on de Yau starts by applying marjerin onto a piece of Gardenia bread. He doesn’t use the average oil that your mum uses as he believes that the oil from the marjerin is much healthier.
Good chef, at least he thinks about his customers.

Don’t be fooled. Although this looks like French Toast, it was certainly not meant to be!
Deep beneath the surface that was coated with high quality premium A-grade eggs, there lies a piece of cheese! Anything other that A-grade means no quality, and the chef was
having none of that.
Paired with the crunchy characteristics of the outer later of bread, this perhaps might just be a gem in the making.

The chef’s egg cooking skills is honed to perfection. Or at least that’s what he claims.

However, he burst the egg yolk on his first attempt. But no worries, he still has about 40
more eggs in his fridge. This is just the warmup.

Do you dare to toss an egg this high? Wait let me rephrase myself. CAN you toss an egg this high?
Don’t worry, it doesn’t make you a sohai.
The chef cooks an egg as though he is cooking roti canai. What skills.

Much better on his second attempt. He decided to push it further by throwing 2 eggs in and
creating a smiley face. Only problem was that we didn’t knew what to use as the mouth.

To further compliment the main dishes, we decided that the only suitable thing would be fries! You can’t help but to be amazed at the amount and variety of food that lies in the belly of Chef Sim’on de Yau’s fridge. It’s just like Doraemon with lots of food. Mmm..

The heat was catching up with us and the only thing that would be nice right now is ice cream! Unfortunately, the chef only took one for himself. I had none

And finally we add some fries to the dish and wallah! We have the set McSim’on.
Not the most appetizing-looking dish perhaps, but delicious nonetheless.
I have to apologize as a couldn’t resist taking a bite out of the McSim’on before snapping
photo. I’m greedy, yes I know. So sue me.

The remaining amount of fries were collected and served as a dish itself with chilli sauce.
Shit, this is more than what you can get for in McDonalds. Chun!

Overall, not too bad lah this set. Perhaps I’m just a lover of cheese.
You want to try it? No problem. Just give Chef Sim’on de Yau a call on his mobile. 24-hour standby to cook for you! Woot

The reality in schools.

I recently received this email and I found it to be rather amusing. Here’s what it says:

I find it most alarming that Malaysian schools teach our children the wrong things. I mean: can the children really apply what they are taught in school later in life? For example, can you imagine a mathematics question in a recent examination as follows?

“If an egg costs fifty Sen, and if you buy one-eighth of the egg, how much would you have to pay?” Who in heaven’s name will want to buy one-eighth of an egg? The shopkeeper will probably think you are crazy and he will be equally stupid to break the egg and measure one-eighth for you. Yet, this is how they structure the questions in Malaysian schools. Why not pose questions that would be more useful later in life when you go out into the world to earn your living?
QUESTION 1
If you drive from Kuala Lumpur to Penang along the PLUS Highway and there are four speed traps along the way, and if each speed trap would cost you RM300.00 in fines, how much in fines would you accumulate by the time you reach Penang?

ANSWER (Choose one)
1. I would not suffer any fines as the oncoming cars would flash their headlights and I would slow down before coming to the speed trap.
2. I would only need to pay a total of RM80.00 as I would pay a RM20.00 bribe at each speed trap.
3. I would not be stopped as I am an UMNO Wakil Rakyat so I am exempted from speed traps.

QUESTION 2
If the national petroleum company, Petronas, pays a 5% royalty to Terengganu State and if the amount paid is RM800,000,000 per year, how much should Petronas have in the bank accumulated over the last 25 years?

ANSWER (Choose one)
1. Nobody is supposed to know as Petronas need not show its accounts to anyone except the Prime Minister and this information comes under the Official Secrets Act.
2. Petronas earns only 50% of its petroleum revenue from Terengganu so Petronas’ total income accumulated in the banks over 25 years should beRM800 billion.
3. Petronas has nothing accumulated in the bank as all the money has spent bailing out companies and finance mega projects.

Sweat =.=”

I didn’t asked for this.

Sometimes, things happen the way you want it to. Sometimes others just don’t.
When it doesn’t, things would just turned so bad that your whole world is just turned upside down.

Why? Why did this happen to me??  Because of this, I am no longer the person I was.

It has tainted my hands with blood and filled my inside with such tremendous guilt that only
a person without remorse would feel no pain.

It has given me a burden on my shoulders of such weight that if I was any weaker, I would
surely be crushed by it.

It has made me, a killer. Not a professional killer, but just a killer.

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I was in Murni’s yesterday night and nature called. I had no choice but to answer.

I made my way through the enormous crowd of people and the breath-takingly disastrous kitchen (no really, it will literally take your breath away) to the back where the
toilet was situated.

Business was conducted as usual and in fact, the toilet was cleaner than what I expected it
to be. But suddenly, there emerged a creature of such disgust. A creature that many despised. A creature that can potentially wreck your day by giving you the one of the most unpleasant stomach conditions. It was…

..the dreaded housefly!

It was flying around the fountain of life but I was powerless to do anything as all my defences were temporarily deactivated while the fountain of life was in charged.

But in some manner of way that could not have possibly happened to anyone else, this happened!

You see, I didn’t asked for this.

I did not want to take his, or her life. But it had given me no choice. And because of this, my hands are now tainted with its blood.

Or goo. Whatever.