The speedometer showed a reading of 110 kmph. He was anxious and worried. Would he be late? The highway was rather clear and there was no sign of heavy traffic inbound. Pressing his feet harder against the pedal, he took off with such speed that was… not as fast as the speed of light.
Within minutes he reached his destination, quickly parked his car at the usual illegal spot
and headed towards the Millenium Tower. He took a quick peek at his handphone and it showed 8.20am. He’s not late….there was still time for him to accomplish his mission.
Quickly, he hasten towards the elevator and pressed the button indicating the level where
he was currently situated.
*Ding!*
The elevator door opened and he stepped out. He can’t wait any longer. It has to happen.
Little baby steps were now becoming great leaps, but not leaps of faith…for he was a man
of little faith, mind you. Destination was determined and he was hell bent on getting there,
no matter what it takes.
Moments later, he had found it…lo and behold, the shimmering bowl of life.
He took the protective layer of armour off and situated himself on what the natives here called, the Throne. The process was understood to be a silent but quick one, and for many, it would be completed before they could even utter the magical words, ‘Chihuahua’.
Or ‘Roti Canai’. Or whatever it is that they see fit.
But suddenly, there was a loud thunderous sound. BOOOOOM!!
That was not all. It was followed by several SPLAATTEERS, PLOOP and KA-PLUMP before it finally came to a resounding halt with a ..
*poop..*
It was certainly unexpected and definitely something that he has never experienced
in the presence of others before. It was normally a quiet, peaceful and satisfying
experience but this was not meant to be. From the corner of the chamber, he could hear
a faint laughter, possibly from another candidate who was undergoing the similar process.
Finally, after offering up the sacrifices to the bowl of life, he quickly suited back his protective layer to keep himself safe from the hazardous environment. Placing his hands on the knob, he turned it 90 degrees clockwise to signal that the sacrifice had been prepared.
And what he saw pleased him. The brown goo that was before his very eyes had
disappeared.
The Powerful One has been pleased. For today.
2 questions:
a.) ahem, u didnt flush ??
b.) your workplace super stressful ar?… how come got ppl laugh when ‘undergoing the similar process’ ?? xD
WAH LAO SUPER LAME WEI !!!!
NOTHING BETTER TO POST ABOUT WORK AH ?!?!
bwahahah.
ey justin…got flush la…u dont get the meaning is it.laugh because super loud…lausai kow kow that morning ahah
this ‘food blog’… supposed to be talking about chocolates, end up talking about ‘chocolate’… must go around doing reviewing again!!
*slaps head*
dahlah illegal parking…lausai ‘dua dua sia’ some more…lol!! =P
btw, driving at 110 won’t help in sucking the sai in…nanti accident lagi no chance to pangsai! hahahha…=P
ahahah yaloh….damn didn’t bring camera that day to PARIS! wasted lol..
wahah baga…u lucky u no nid to drive..so mahal leh ! if LRT reach near my office i also take man lol
WTFFF!!!! Dont’ you have anything better to post about? Your blog seems to have an obsession with shit… like remember the time you posted pics of your own shit floating about in the toilet bowl?!?!?!
haha baga… nanti accident then sai come out even faster !!
yo waiking.. when was the last time you visited this blog ah? come more often la…
wai king is vip la…drops by once a blue moon to do check ups hahah
Oh ye of little faith!
I read all my friends’ blogs almost everyday. I just don’t comment very often.
I think if you had an accident, the force of the impact would cause all the shit to come rushing out haha.
Haha blog died but comment box still filling up… DANIEL!!! Rachael uncle’s shop waiting to be reviewed… near kayu wan.. let’s go la… it’s about time we started reveiewing again… haha