Sex on my car.

It was absolutely outrageous!

I mean, come on. Don’t they have the courtesy to do it somewhere else? Of all places, they had to do it on my car!

Yes, you’ve read it right. ON my car. Thank goodness it wasn’t IN my car.

A couple of hours ago I was about to enter my car when I saw something on top of my car.

I ignored it at first because I thought it was just some dirt. Upon closer inspection, I found out it was…not just some dirt!

It was 2 bloody grasshoppers having sex on top of my car.

Unfortunately, my camera is abit spoiled, rendering most functions useless, including the zoom. But even if my camera was alright, I wouldn’t had been able to take super clear upclosed shots anyway because my camera is lousy.
So, I’ll just use Paint to show you how it is like.

Ignore the fact that it looks like 2 maggots. They are actually, 2 grasshoppers. Got it?
Good.
They were stucked at the end of both sides and just remained steady at one position. Sorry if I sound a little jakun, but this is indeed the first time I’ve seen grasshoppers mating.
I tried to kacau them, touch them, push them aside, even banged the surface, but to no avail. They remained glued together and moved in the same direction, TOGETHER.

I went closer to look and found that there was some white colour stuff in between both sides. I’m assuming thats the sperm? Yucks.

A pointless video of me trying to separate them using the most gentlest of means (Because I was so scared they would suddenly jump on my face =.=)
 Watch it only if you have nothing else better to do.